Every neighborhood has that one house everyone talks about. This year, apparently, it belongs to the cryptids.

We Warned You... brings Bigfoot, Mothman, and a few other suspiciously familiar visitors out of the woods and into the one place nobody expected them: trick-or-treating in the suburbs. Turns out even legendary creatures appreciate free candy.

With its vintage-inspired Halloween palette, campy cryptid crew, and just enough weirdness to feel right at home in the No Trail Needed lineup, this tee is made for people who prefer their spooky season with a little wilderness mixed in.

Wear it for October road trips, campfires, haunted trails, handing out candy, or casually reminding the neighbors that the warning signs were there all along.

We warned you. Nobody listened.

Details:

• Soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Comfortable unisex, side-seamed fit
• Lightweight and breathable
• Vintage-inspired cryptid Halloween graphic
• Produced using eco-conscious processes
• Printed on demand to help reduce unnecessary waste

Fabric: Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Ash is 99% Airlume cotton / 1% polyester. Heather colors are 52% Airlume cotton / 48% polyester. Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% Airlume cotton / 10% polyester.